The Caveman, Dan

Yep that's right, we're the latest group formed:

The Men.

perlyn: Super Man.
rebekah: Abdominable Snow Man (so LONG.)
jen: Fire Man.
dan: Cave Man.

Honestly, i have no idea when everyone started calling me The Caveman, Dan. It was quite funny when i first heard it, and then i felt victim to laughter spasms.

School started and ended on a pretty good note, with occasional wrong chords along the way. Writing lab was airconditioned with access to the WWW = dumb place to have a graded essay written. As much as i tried, i couldnt find anything about the pros and cons of being an only child though rebekah provided me with a link that i copied wrongly and arrived at a website that provided, "Tennis Backhand Slice Tips!"

Hahahhhhahah i kid you not.

Finished the damn thing, went back to class, got back the maths paper and i felt happy. I wont deny that i studied for the test, unlike some who go, "OMGGGG I GOT AN 80% IN A TEST AGAIN!!! LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN! HOW THE HELL DID I DO IT? I DIDNT STUDY AT ALL, YOU KNOW!!!! I JUST LIKE, WATCHED TV THE WHOLE OF LAST NIGHT LOH!"

Well yeah, you get my point. All hail the imbeciles who dont study (so they claim) and ace everything. Anyway that mark proved that failing sec two mathematics didnt mean a fucking thing.

Social studies has been taken over by some weird guy whom i initially thought was called "Jordan". Then i realised he was talking about Jordan, the place, not Jordan, his name.

Physics was bad, but at least it's over. Nothing i studied with Jen yesterday came out, so i presume it was a total waste of effort.

PW was, of course, taken by the Potato Sack, who is an IDIOT. She ended up scolding me for suggesting to use the money from the class fund to pay the money we owe her for chinese books.

"Bu ke yi zhe yang de!!! Bu ke yi! Weizhi ah, wo yi jing gei ni le hen duo ji hui."

And at the end of the lesson she posted me that suggestion as if it were her idea in the first place. Everyone was rolling their eyes and cursing her in plain english cos she was dumb.

I don't care if being a chinese rep meant getting shit marks for chinese since she is a fucking biased teacher who gives huwen 49/50 for tests. She was accusing PERLYN of LYING TO HER and i said, "Ta yi jing jiao qian le." She wouldnt believe me! She wouldnt believe perlyn either. What a stupid teacher. Strap her to the blackboard and throw the duster in her face. Shove chalk down her thick throat and overturn the wastepaper basket on her small head.

Im disgusted. Xinjin dies the death of a thousand cuts for making me the chinese rep. Audrey would've been glad to do it, i bet. She'd kiss the hem of Potato Sack's ugly dresses and permenently arch her back while speaking to her. Potato Sack would then be very happy with her little clique of happy suck-uppers.

sucker-ups?

hm.

Dry shoot was really funny. I couldnt look at xuewei without laughing and vice versa. This thus resulted in Somebody bringing our names up in an honourary mention: "Today, many of us never concentrate while shooting, keep laughinggg and smiling. not focused at all! I wont mention names ah, you know who you are."

I hate that phrase. Want to mention then mention, dont want to say names then dont say at all. What's the whole point? My guess is that SHE's missing the whole point altogether.

Somehow everybody seems to be watching russell peter! Sarah recommended me a week ago and i spread it to the only person i was talking to online: The Snow Man. Suddenly everybody says, "Be a MAN! Do the Right Thing!" Hahaahahahhha! He's gettin famous.

My sec ones were being weird again. Three of them just added me online at one shot, think i got a lot of contact list space ah, huh huh huh huh???? Hmpf. PT with them was okay, i tried to play netball but the stupid pinafore kept getting in the way. Got reprimanded by KZ for not being stricter with them. Oh well. It's not in my freaking nature, ok.

And it is in my freaking nature to stand up against suck-uppers like xh. Uncomfortable silence is just so delectable :). I wonder how many sec ones will quit by june of next year under her charge. One thing i just cannot comprehend is why she loves this godforsaken CCA so fucking much.

I'm disgusted.

Home, dinner. The brother's back and he rants about passing his driving test and sucking up to the tester.

tester: "aiyohhhhh you guys so young, so healthy! im already fifty-one..."
army guys: "REALLY AH, SIR! YOU LOOK SO YOUNG!!!"

Hahahhahaha. If sucking up passes your driving that's okay. But why do the others even bother to? What can teachers do?

..Unless fail your chinese papers 24/7.

Oh well. Ive just got to grasp the fact that my Chinese really DOES suck. Great, chinese test next tuesday and ive got tennis on monday night. Ive got no ci yu shou ce, meaning ive gotta study properly.

Shit.

earcandy: "Take your chances, turn around, and go." -lifehouse.

The phone just rang and i reached over to pick it up, right into all the pegs of my electric and i just tuned it an hour ago.







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