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HEY hey hey hey its DA NEW YEAR'S EVE.
Happy New Year's Eve.
I bought Black Holes and Revelations because I keep walking past HMV and I eventually succumbed to temptation.
Damn. Temptation cost me a near twenty!
Just now I nearly got hit by a pretty, grey BMW.
I was out walking the dog at around ten thirty and I was thinking. Possibly a little too hard, because yes, I nearly got hit.
FUCK! I swear, my heart stopped for two whole seconds.
Then you know, whatever, blood rush to my head, move out of the way, et cetera.
So lately, exciting things have happened to me:
1) got rat in the kitchen. This was an incredibly HILARIOUS episode, because Ann, Sarah and Elaina were all over for dinner with my mother and my brother and me.
Ann is one HECK of a screamer.
Shoulda videoed it, darn. Anyway my brother is completely useless in the house, seeing as he stood at the back of the kitchen with a stick and screamed. In fact, he was standing OUTSIDE the kitchen until his girlfriend chided him into "Being A Man" and going out onto the frontlines.
My mother is DA MAN!!! She gassed the damned rat with Sheltox until it became somewhat giddy. Unfortunately it seemed like the fumes were gonna kill us all too.
brother: MAAAAAA STOP IT STOP IT YOU WANT TO KILL ALL OF US AH?????
mother: SHUT UP!!!!! YOURE NOT THE ONE STANDING ONE FOOT AWAY FROM IT ARE YOUUU??
Which shut him up.
2) ..... um I nearly got hit by a car.
3) ........ Rebekah's house BBQ last night!
4) PERLYN'S BACK!!! With Japanese potato chips and Fanta.
5) I painted a highcut pair of shoes. And Rebekah's. And Ann's. And my mum's.
So productive.

I LOVE YOU GUYS NO MATTER WHAT COUNTRY YOU GO TO. Shit eh, my heart pain. People always leave.
And this is what i do when I am inexpicably bored; make collages and blog. Change layout. Talk to random people on my messenger list whom I usually do not talk to.
And of course, all the usual people.
Except not many people are online on a Sunday afternoon such as this one.
I'm in a horrible mood. And I think I know why.
No, not that school's starting again on wednesday. Even though I really really hate orientation, i hate forcing myself to talk to total strangers and I love being an introvert because THATS HOW I AM.
Not that two of my greatest friends are leaving the country in the coming January 2007 (see? i hate 2007 already and it hasnt even begun).
Nah, its fucking old news.
21122006; 03:00pm