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somewhere only we know

At 9:15 I am going to start doing my economics case study.

It is 9:10.

I will have to rush through this post like a bullet-train with nitrous ox-

Okay no no no chemical terms on this page. None at all.

(it's 9:11)

Ladida da da. I have no reason to be here, but I feel like talking. Or rather, writing. Or rather, typing. And letting all you people out there read my crap.

Why do you people read my crap?

(9:13!!!!)

Although I must thank you for reading my crap. Readership is now at a constant 50+ per day.

(9:14. And in the case you are wondering why I take a minute to type one sentence, I must say that I am also Online Messaging many, many, many people. Eager fans of me, they are. :D)

Righto. I am in one of my strange moods today, as you can already tell. Perhaps I have multi-personality!

Oh this reminds me.

I have aptly named my conscience Gandhi. Gandhi is the one who will save me. On the other hand, I have also aptly named my... dark/evil/twisted side Saddam. Many people have been telling me that Saddam (my other side) should be named 'Bush', but then I think Bush is just a tad unintelligent.

So if you know the name of any scheming evil incredibly smart people around, do tell. Saddam shall be replaced soon. He is just too evil. Reeks evil. I feel evil.

Gandhi will save me.

29082007; shitshitshit its 9:18!!!