Your Humble Narrator

Post-dinner comedy!

I love Friends! Even though I've probably watched each episode some 6978316 times, I simply can't get enough.

Work has been absolutely dreadful. Despite the No-Lessons-For-The-Day bit, I'm bogged down by an immense load of... BADLY-DONE ASSIGNMENTS. Okay, fine, so some were obviously full of uh, watchamacallit. Effort? Yeah. Some were full of effort. But most weren't.

Can I, though, just mention how HAPPY I am to receive a FULL CLASS of assignments??? My whole science class handed up their work!!!!!!!! Yes, they DID ask for extension of one weekend, but they had tests this week! TESTS! And they did my HOMEWORK!

:D!!!!!

Contrast this to my louseless arts classes, who handed up (exactly) half each.

YUHRGHHH.

However instead of frustration now, I think I feel guilt. For every math assignment not handed in, or every lit essay skipped because I 'didn't feel like it' (although math was more like 'because I JUST CAN'T').

And guilt toward every teacher whose class I have fallen asleep in. Not many because our teachers are interesting :D, although I think I fall asleep in H3 for at least an hour a week - Mr Cook once went, "OH MY GOSH! You managed to wake yourself up! That's a feat!"

Not that, you know, h3 wasnt interesting. It was. It's just that it's 3 to bloody 6pm in the afternoon. Everyone knows that is Afternoon Nap Time!!!!? And even if I didn't fall asleep, I doubt I'd be able to follow the lesson anyway. Till this day I am still occasionally confused by ISLMBP graphs.

What the heck am I saying. 'Occasionally'???? I can't even remember what they look like! Confusing... dotted lines... across straight lines... across uh, stuff. And they move. Automatically. Which goes against my concept of 2D lines on paper. But hey presto, apparently you move one and the other moves too.

Okay I'm a bit incoherent tonight. Strike that, very incoherent. I think it's the staggering heat of the day having fried my brains on my way home.

I reeeeeeeeeally should get my ass back to marking.

My speed is like, 4 scripts/hour or something.

21042009; 08:53pm